I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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