a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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