I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Randomize
