He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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