Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Go christen that room with your naked body.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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