So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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