I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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