So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Verdict: uncircumcised.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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