As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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