kristin has been a bad kristin
Buhtt sex?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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