just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
How naked do you want me to be?
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