I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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