yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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