help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
handjob tips. give me some.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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