I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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