I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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