Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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