Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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