just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Then you guys just all showered together...?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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