SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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