so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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