you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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