covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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