Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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