Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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