I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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