I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Bring me that man meat
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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