Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize