so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I love you. Go after that dick
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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