Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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