i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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