Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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