The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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