its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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