I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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