I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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