I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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