well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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