Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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