So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
Randomize
