doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
zippers are such a cool invention
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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