So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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