Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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