I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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