ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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