i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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