We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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