Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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