thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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