Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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