We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
either way he was missing a nipple.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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