Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
pop tarts are not kleenex
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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