You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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