Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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