is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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