i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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