Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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