Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Randomize
