The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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