paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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