New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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